Playdough poisonings linked to Disney cereal

Funny story written by Skews Me

Tuesday, 28 August 2007

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Lilo & Stitch cereal to be recalled?

(Seattle, WA) Thousands of children have been admitted to emergency rooms for eating the popular children's sculpting clay Playdough after their parents bought them Disney's Lilo & Stitch breakfast cereal, according to an American Medical Association alert released today.

"My kids said Playdough tasted like their cereal," cried a worried mother at the University of Washington Medical Center who was awaiting her two children's stomaches to be pumped.

"I tried it, and the cereal smells exacatly like Playdough," she said. "It's frightening that these kids are making the connection without realizing the difference."

Critics of Disney lament that this is just one more irresponsible act the media giant has let loose on its fans and demand a recall of the sugary treat.

"Disney products are recalled far more often than people realize," said the owner of the the Why We Hate Disney news group. "Everything from lead-based paint on toys to gender-bending chemicals in Disney's clothing have led activists to call for recalls."

"Unfortunately, most people don't learn about the faulty products until it is too late."

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