Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

Funny story written by Lorenzo Lee

Friday, 27 February 2004

HOLLYWOOD- The Estate of Jesus H. Christ has just earned a stunning $30 Million in one day.

Attorney Mel Gibson, trustee of the Estate, said that part of the proceeds will go to other Estates of "dead guys."

The "Dead Guys Estate Foundation" includes estates of artists such as Jimi Hendrix, Elvis Presley, Kurt Cobain, John Lennon, and more recently, Robert Palmer who continue to make more money even as they are six feet under the ground than any decent, educated, ordinary guy.

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