A wax effigy of Paris Hilton, complete in prison garb, is to go on display in Madame Tussauds "Chamber of Horrors".
The likeness is expected to show the hapless heiress in a compromising position with a lusty 20 stone lesbian prison guard.
It will take its place in the famous London exhibition amongst other gruesome figures including killer John Christie, movie character Freddy and pensions thief Gordon Brown.
Madame Tussauds has told "The Spoof" that the exhibit is expected to draw large crowds and will enforce upon young people the dangers of straying into the media limelight and breaking the law.
Paris Hilton was too upset to comment on the news, but when told she was to become a wax dummy she screamed for her mother.