LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard is reporting that the Madame Tussaud's Museum wax figure of her majesty, Queen Elizabeth has apparently been stolen. Reporter Ginger Beer with The Bees Knees News Agency stated that a museum security guard appa…
LONDON – (Satire News) – After receiving literally millions of complaints, the directors of London’s prestigious Madame Tussauds Museum, have decided to get rid of the wax statue of the man who is hated by more people than even that Nazi scumbag, Ado…
An extremely bad taste haunted walk attraction has opened in Madame Tossard's Chamber of Horrors in London. Having to compete with The London Dungeon and various other scary museums, Mme Tossard's has sexed up its act. Mme Tossard, the C.E.O. tol...
Prince Harry has incurred the wrath of his grandmother The Queen after a drunken argument with brother William ended in outlandish embarrassment. 'It all started last night over dinner at the Palace,' recounted Harry, from his hospital bed. 'Golde...
With the Olympics in full swing, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, is being called on to be at a dozen photo-shoots a day, and even with the Olympic cycle lanes in London he is finding it impossible to get to every engagement on time. Instead, Madam Tu...
Buckingham Palace has reluctantly admitted that a Royal Visit didn't feature Prince William or Kate Middleton, but in actual fact their waxwork replicas. Suspicions were aroused when officials noticed the pair were unusually quiet and unco-operati...
Ousted Libyan leader Colonel Gadaffi has finally been located in Blackpool in Madam Tussauds. "We were very surprised to find him there," said Richard Tussaud (no relation, surprisingly), manager of Madam Tussauds Blackpool. "We never twigged for...
Pop-star Justin Bieber was honoured earlier this year, when a waxwork model of the young superstar was unveiled, much to the joy of his adoring fans. The famous house of wax celebrities where his effigy stands suffered a break in last night, thou...
Simon Cowell had recently started to look more and more plastic. He has no expression and his face is frozen into a sneering snarl. He has the same expression if he is happy or sad. It is fitting that he is thinking of making a movie about the life of Jordan and Peter Andre and the ill-fated Alex Reid. Katie Price looks like a little girl's Barbie Doll. Peter Andre has an action man look...
Madam Toussard's have simultaneously unveiled their latest Waxwork at all six of their exhibits in London, Tokyo, New York, Madrid, Paris and Blackpool. Each one has been dressed differently, with weird and wacky hats and an array of excellent qua...
Much excitement today at the Dungeons Of London horror/wax museum as Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty, and 'not sure exactly what it is I do for a living, but Saint Bob's me dad' star Peaches Geldof unveiled waxwork likenesses of themselves this mo...
A new museum featuring lifelike impressions of famous people created entirely using ear wax has been branded "disgusting" and "vomit inducing". Visitors to Blackpool's Museum of Ear Wax are welcomed with sculptures created from ear effluent of Jad...
News has just reached us that Fergie, the author of the books about Budgie the Helicopter is to have her wax-work melted to form Hazel Blears. The popular former wife of Prince 'Randy Andy' Andrew has not been in the news lately, so it was felt th...
London England-Call it "The Mysterious Case of The Moving Statue". A wax figurine of Barrack Obama can't seem to stay in one place here at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. Crews first noticed that the statue had moved a few days after it was installed in...
London, England - London's most famous tourist attraction, Madame Tussauds, has launched its latest wax-works exhibition, featuring newly-elected American President, Barack Obama as its main attraction. Never shying away from controversy, Madame...
Britney Spears has finally agreed to sign a contract for the formal pose and measurement process to enter the famous wax museum exhibit. Madame Tussot museum curator, Hans Sticken discussed the process with "E" Entertainment News over the week...
Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg rose from the dead Saturday to pay his admission fee for the opening of Berlin's Madame Tussauds museum and visit the controversial waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler sulking in his Führerbunker beneath the...
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