Paris sent home 'after positive pregnancy test'

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 7 June 2007

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The entity now gestating in the Hilton uterus...

Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): Socialite Paris Hilton has managed to blag her way out of jail after a mere five days incarceration as a urine sample confirmed she is pregnant and in need of urgent medcal attention.

"God only knows what entity is gestating in that womb," a Lynwood source said today as the peroxide Simple Life star was whisked away under tight security.

Prison authorities issued a statement saying that they always knew the peroxide wannabe somebody would only touch base for a few days and suspected that 'somebody high up the command chain' would think up some high-class scam to
get her out after a token gesture sleep-over.

Hilton will remain tagged and under house arrest until 18 July and is barred from talking to the press.

But a former Simple Life scriptwriter is already claiming paternity of the Hilton hybrid as lawyers scurry around deposing an appeal that claims any electronic tagging of their client 'could be harming her unborn infant'.

"We're betting 5/4 that the manacles come off by Friday," legal sources told the press today.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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