Paris Hilton Gets More Press In Jail Than Out

Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 7 June 2007

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Paris Hilton has declared her credo, there is no such thing, as bad publicity, and makes it work in spectacular fashion.

Since going to jail, Paris Hilton has put the media into frenzy. There are more television specials now, than ever. CNN is doing a daily count of the days she's served in the can. Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight are doing a barrage of segments on her. TV Guide channel is running a special. But that's just the tip of the iceprincessberg. Paris the Heiress is more popular than ever and she's even getting a certain amount of street cred to boot. How many debutants can boast 21 days in one of Los Angeles Counties finest hotels?

It seems Paris in the can is more popular than, Paris out of the can. All of this only solidifies my theory that, Paris Hilton is a mad scientist genus of manipulating media and public opinion, for her own dreadful purpose of channeling ultimate evil.

When questioned about Paris's apparent Teflon reputation, social psychologist, Abby Ayres said, 'Paris Hilton is an enigma. I'm baffled how she can just shrug off any social stigmas with a bat of her eyes. Things that use to shame people in public, just slide off her, with no apparent ill effects. It's unique and totally unexplainable."

Parties, red carpets, clubs, books, movies, television, porno, fragrances and now jail time. Paris is one by one covering all the bases. 21 days in jail is the biggest publicity stunt in American history rivaled only by the likes of Evil Knievel , the famous motorcycle stunt jumper.

It's definitely an interesting phenomenon to watch, a girl goes to jail for 21 days and gets more attention in jail than out. Love her or hate her Paris Hilton is not going anywhere soon, well at least for the next 18 days anyway.

Imagine the day she's released. Ouch! I'll bet she walks out the front door as opposed to sliding in the side door coming into jail.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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