Bollywood babe, Shilpa Shetty, has roared back into the public consciousness and has once more become embroiled in the Big Brother racism row.
Miss Shetty told us:
"This is fabulous that it's been raked up again because quite frankly I'd dropped right off people's radars.
Now who knows what with the real BB starting again they may get me in as a celebrity contributor"
Asked if she bore any malice toward her nemesis, Jade, Miss Shetty said:
"Jade? Who is that? I don't know what or who you are on about"
Fading Spoof writer, Duff, has denied using Shetty as blatant attempt to climb back up the ratings ladder.