Los Angeles County Superior Court, Paris Hilton was recently found guilty of probation violation by Los Angeles Judge Michael T. Sauer and ordered to serve a 45 days jail sentience in relation to her September DUI charges.
Hilton was brought to court in response to two violations for driving under a suspended license. Hilton claimed, she was misinformed by her handlers, about the stipulations imposed on her suspended drivers license.
Police claim they informed Ms Hilton about the restrictions associated with her suspension but it appears she considers herself above the law.
According to eye witnesses in the court room Judge Sauer handed down his initial sentence as 10 days incarceration to which Hilton responded, "I can sleep for 10 days straight, that's nothing.
Judge Sauer responded by doubling her jail stay to 20 days to which Hilton replied, " I can do 20 days hopping on one foot.
Judge Sauer again upped the ante and gave Hilton 45 days to which Hilton responded. "I can do 45 days standing on my head" The judge agreed and put a stipulation on her incarceration that she must do the entire 45 days in a headstand. Hilton apparently satisfied with this flashed the courtroom gallery and left.
Since the hearing Hilton has had a change of heart and has opened a web site where people can petition the Governator to extend her a pardon. The reason given for Paris being considered for a pardon: "She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives thus she is above the law" stated one friend.
The Spoof.com and Buck E Filbert are combining their considerable assets to start a Google/Yahoo group and call it, Throw Paris in Jail. All posts will immediately be forwarded to the Governator telling why Paris should go to jail
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Buck E Filbert