Written by Robert W. Armijo

Tuesday, 8 May 2007

image for Lindsay Lohan's Girl Gone Wild Video released to media just days after Paris invited Lohan to share accommodations at Gray Bars Hotel
Photo: Paris looking down to the little people for help

Los Angeles, California - A videotape of Lindsay Lohan snorting 20 lines of cocaine with friends off a toilet seat in a bathroom stall of a nightclub surfaced this week in what some are saying is under usual circumstances.

Given the timing of Lohan's friend, Paris Hilton, headed off to jail, many believe Paris is the one behind the release of the incriminating videotape so that Lohan could join her in jail.

An audiotape transcript, released shortly after the Lohan video, would seem to confirm that theory.

"The whole gang is braking up." -- Paris

"What do you mean?" -- Lohan

"Well, Britney got her act back together again. You're moving on with your new friends, snorting lines off toilet seats in bathroom stalls again, while I'm mad at you know who [Nicole Richie] again and going to jail." -- Paris

"Gee, you're right. The gang is braking up." -- Lohan

"Hey, I just got a crazy idea." -- Paris

"What?" -- Lohan

"How about you rob a bank or something so you can go to jail too, and that way we could be cellmates." -- Paris

"You're right Paris, that is a crazy idea. I have to use the bathroom, bye." -- Lohan

The transcript ends there and shortly thereafter, the incriminating videotape of Lohan snorting cocaine surfaced.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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