Paris "Prison" Hilton

Funny story written by Ana Ward

Tuesday, 8 May 2007

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The world is still amazed that Miss Hilton and her well appointed attorneys have not managed to have all the DUI charges dropped. Miss Hilton, dressed in a sensible dark suit, was seen emerging from the court building, quite demure and fully clothed.

The judge was so amazed at her attire that his mind was boggled at the charges, was clearly not in his right frame of mind and has sentenced Miss Hilton to time in prison. She refused to obey her own life's rule - nakedness rules!

The worst possible punishment for Miss Hilton is not time spent behind bars, traumatic as they may be as portrayed on "Bad Girls". The fact that she will not have access to alcohol or her motor vehicle is what is ultimately causing her to act in her strange "fully clothed" manner. The necessary confiscation of her pink blackberrie does not seem to be posing too much of a problem at this point, as she will be given several hundred phone cards on the inside, for favours given freely - no doubt, to contact her "people" on the outside. The second problem causing concern for the fragile mental state of the heiress, is the lack of flimsy attire - as prison uniform is quite sturdy and rough on any skin - especially a human form so often devoid of material.

One can only hope that Miss Hilton has seen the light - hopefully the red light too, and mends her ways rapidly.

Miss Hilton is said to have pleaded not guilty, but is sure that once rehabilitated she will find her soul mate, who will keep her on the straight and narrow, within the speed limits. It seems as if there may be several eager soul mates waiting for her behind bars.

Miss Hilton's excuse that she could not read was also ignored by the judge, as he said "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" to which Miss Hilton replied, "What law?"

Poor Miss Hilton, the "Simple Life" was definitely not so "simple" after all. Wonder if Nicole will be visiting "Paris in Prison"?

We will keep you updated, but it is very difficult to fathom out the new clothed Miss Hilton, and what her next trick will be. Watch this space for more "uncovered" news.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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