Written by The Noosance

Monday, 23 April 2007

image for Bush to Make Documentary on Global Warring
Bush believes giant freezers could cool tensions

Though Al Gore won the popular vote in 2000, his recent popularity has really gotten to the President, according to an inside source. Bush apparently feels slighted by his one-time rival's Academy Award and Nobel Peace Prize nomination.

"I want Rove to get a film crew together and have 'em start filming me talking about global warring," said the President. "Then have him get me one of those NOBEL prizes--peace, literature, medicine, economics--I don't care which one. And while we're at it, let's throw in some dancing, so I win a Tony."

After a nanosecond of deep contemplation, he added, "Say, if Rove needs to pick up any states, have him give Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell a call. Oh, and line up Latifah to present the awards to me. Mmm. She's a lotta brown sugar."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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