Father Won't Allow Son to Quit the Presidency

Funny story written by The Noosance

Monday, 23 April 2007

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Come on daddy! Be Fair!

It is said that President Bush has told his father he wants to quit his job, but that the elder Bush would not allow him to.

"No son of mine is going to be a presidential dropout," he said emphatically. "I took you under my wing and hooked you up with all my cronies like James Baker, Condi Rice, Don Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney. If you quit now, you'll have a hard time getting on the boards of the big oil companies for the rest of your life. Is that the kind of future you want for yourself?"

"But Rummy got to go," the President whined. "It's not fair."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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