Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 7 April 2007

image for Superman's pantyhose rockets at auction
Keanu Reeves delighted

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): A Superman costume once worn by Keanu Reeves has sold for $115,000 (£58,000) in a Hollywood film auction.

The sale was organised by the firm Assholes in Hystery and sold more than $2m of film and TV memorabilia.

Other successful auction items include a catsuit from The Lyin' King ($64,000) and an alien costume from the ironic 1979 movie Alien which grossed $127,000.

A genital falsie worn by Sharon Stone's stunt woman in Pay Sick Instinct fetched $20,000, a record for the industry.

And topping the bill a Star Whores cloaca soared over its origial reserve to $250,000, a new industry high.

All proceeds go to charity.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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