Bush's man's best friend has become the last creature in the US and possibly the world to have defecated on the Bush presidency. In a heart-warming story of canine loyalty to almost the end, Barney the Scot Terrier has stood by W through his innumerable blunders, buffooneries and blasted catastrophes.
"Bush has been attacked, abandoned and assassinated by friend, foe and even his librarian wife. His own father and mother avoid him like the plague and are reportedly considering changing their name to some other form of plant life. Supposedly they are considering, George and Barbara Tree, Hedge, Poison Ivy or Oak", suggests Bush family friend, Everett Greene Shrub.
Apparently when Barney did finally release his long pent up judgment of his master's presidency he had explosive diarrhea all over the oval office for days on end!