George Bernard Shaw's Arms and the Man provided us with the satirical "chocolate soldier" Another George tried to place a contemporary chocolate soldier into the embassy in Belgium even though (or for the very reason that!) he was one of the main contributors to a shameless defamation campaign attack on John Kerry. Bush may have defeated Kerry as a draft dodger assaulting a war hero and Swifty Sam fox helped!
Congress came to the rescue refusing the nomination of a slanderous calumnite. But Chocolate soldier Bush, who flew faux bombing missions over Texas while his countrymen died in VietNam, would not be denied his chocolate ambassador and so behind the backs of America's duly elected (Since election has never mattered to gwb) representatives, Bush has, possibly in a criminal manner, appointed Fox to be our representative to Flanders Fields where allied war dead may be revolving in their graves.