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Funny story: Marvel's 'Avengers: Endgame' Nets $2 Billion And DC Comics...Celebrates?!

Marvel's 'Avengers: Endgame' Nets $2 Billion And DC Comics...Celebrates?!

Now that 'Avengers: Endgame' has become a $2.6 billion worldwide success, the Marvel movie has been greeted not with jeers and inconsolable depression from DC Comics, but rather cheers and an almost Joker-like psychotic happiness. Marvel's cinemat...

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Funny story: Warner Bros. admits that DC Cinematic Universe is just "a big tax write off"

Warner Bros. admits that DC Cinematic Universe is just "a big tax write off"

With pretty much every other reasonable explanation for the decisions made in producing movies based on DC Comics characters it appears that Warner Brothers is close to admitting that the whole series is basically a tax write off for the movie makers...

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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Clearlymental, FL The Church of Scamatology has made a special announcement regarding the fact that none of their members, even though they are supposed to be the most awesome people on the planet, have ever factored into any sports competitions.

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Funny story: Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Burlington, Vermont - - "Are the super delegates stacking the deck in my opponent's favor? Yes definitely. Do the super delegates have a weakness like Superman? I should say so. Am I going to do something about it? Most definitely. "That's why I'm...

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Funny story: Batman and Superman Clones

Batman and Superman Clones

In the aftermath after the worldwide showing of Batman vs Superman, there has been a slew of duos or partners everywhere in the face of the earth who don Batman and Superman costumes and then partner together and walk on the streets, on the beaches,...

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Funny story: Order Your Genetically Modified Egghead Now!

Order Your Genetically Modified Egghead Now!

Our reporter at U-R-FKD talked to Dr. Zoroaster Pike of the Tavistock Mind Control Unit in London to get his views on the recent announcement that Britain has got the go-ahead to conduct genetic research into human embryos. Critics are worried that it masks other concerns outside of human welfare that could have far reaching consequences for all of us. We could be at the mercy of mad back room...

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Funny story: Obama Kills Superman

Obama Kills Superman

It was a sad day for Superman fans to discover that their shiny spandex wearing hero is not so super after all. It turns out the man of steel has a few imperfections which all serve to prove without a doubt that the famed hero from Krypton is nothing...

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Funny story: John Mellencamp Reveals Plans to Win Back Meg Ryan

John Mellencamp Reveals Plans to Win Back Meg Ryan

NEW YORK - John Mellencamp revealed his plans to win back Meg Ryan today in an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com. You, our readers, will be the first to know the details of his plans. Even Meg won't know before you. John said that first he w...

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Funny story: White House Criticized After Error Leads To Copy of Superman II Being Sent to Ayatollah Instead of Message of Peace

White House Criticized After Error Leads To Copy of Superman II Being Sent to Ayatollah Instead of Message of Peace

Washington D.C. The Obama administration went into full damage limitation mode yesterday after delicate negotiations with Iran over nuclear weapons and cultural spheres of influence came crashing to a halt when the White House is believed to have acc...

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Funny story: Movie Studio Says Gay Superman Movie Will Not Fly

Movie Studio Says Gay Superman Movie Will Not Fly

HOLLYWOOD - A representative with Universal Studios has said that his company will be pulling the movie Superman's Secret in which Superman is portrayed as being gay. The studio execs reportedly received thousands of emails, text messages, and pho...

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Funny story: Gemma Arterton Is Wonder Woman In Superman/Batman Film?!

Gemma Arterton Is Wonder Woman In Superman/Batman Film?!

Ever since the news broke that Zack Snyder was going to introduce Batman into the next Superman flick at Comic Con 2013 not to mention the bomb shell news that Ben Affleck is going to be the Batman, many people have speculated whether another Dc supe...

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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...

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Funny story: Comic Books: Literacy for the Illiterate

Comic Books: Literacy for the Illiterate

A comic book is a magazine, rarely a book, printed on cheap newsprint or toilet tissue, which is rarely funny, or "comic," so it should be renamed, but those in the industry are lazy, preferring to draw poorly executed pictures that illustrate barely literate narratives (stories) in bold and fancy fonts. Due to the imbecilic level of their "reader's" intelligence and literacy, these magazines a...

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Funny story: New Superman Movie Is Here To Inspire Us To Be Gooder People!

New Superman Movie Is Here To Inspire Us To Be Gooder People!

Superman! - That Ultimate Hero of the Great American Dream (or Scream?) One again screens across America will be displaying that ultimate hero of true American ethics, moral values, virility and down home decency- Superman. Reborn again on the 75 anniversary of his birth in D.C. Comics, the Superhero to end all superheroes is coming once again to save the world and to show it that America i...

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Funny story: Clark Kent quits 'Daily Planet'

Clark Kent quits 'Daily Planet'

After fifty years Clark Kent has handed in his notice at 'The Daily Planet'. The bespectacled farmers son has written a column on nature for the last thirty years but started out in the newsroom. Kent was never very lucky on the news desk and always...

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Funny story: Superman grounded after air-safety fears

Superman grounded after air-safety fears

The Man of Steel, Superman, has been grounded amid rumours he is unfit to fly. "Thanks to WikiLeaks," said Federal Aviation Authority spokesperson, Alex Luther, "we know now that Superman is short sighted, and he does not fly whilst using any visi...

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Funny story: Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

H&R Block Drop A Bat-Grenade Down Their Own Pants. Again. Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed.  The tacky, babyshit-green Corporate Offices Of Kafkaesqu...

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