Yankee owner George Steinbrenner has managed once again to spend obscene amounts of money on a team that has now lost to both of the AL East's worst teams in only three games!
US Presidential Supreme Court Appointee George Bush is in even worse straits as he is leading the most powerful army in the world to defeat to two of the weakest insurgencies in the universe while spending an oil sheikh's ransom.
This strange losers alignment has inspired an unprecedented alliance as Bush and the Baron have begun meetings to plan for a merger of their failing enterprises. Steinbrenner, a former Math teacher explained it this way: "If two negatives can make a positive then I can't think of two more negative ventures that desperately need a positive!"
Bush, a perennial Math failing student (This child was left behind early and often!) offered that he still doesn't get the arithmetic that "Stymie" (Bush loves nicknames?!) was referring to but that he was ready to try anything to stop the bleeding in his lifetime of travesty as long as he didn't have to stop the bleeding in his two wars.