Written by Tom Taylor

Wednesday, 21 March 2007

image for TV's Sexiest Women Revealed. Evangeline Lilly, Eva Longoria and Katherine Heigl Unknown Before Now.
Turning it on may have helped reveal 'sexiness' earlier.

TV Guide has revealed TV's sexiest women. The women are incredibly grateful to be revealed and freed of their lives of obscurity.

Evangeline Lilly of 'Lost' says it's a real relief to be out. "I think now that I've been revealed, people will finally know who I am. It's really good timing for me to get this sort of publicity because I think it's clear that 'Lost' is going nowhere."

Eva Longoria, of 'Desperate Housewives' sees it another way. "I think people were aware of my existence but it's my 'sexiness' that has now been revealed. I don't think anyone was aware I was hot prior to the magazine coming out."

While Grey's Anatomy star, Katherine Heigl was very quick to come out with this. "I'll tell you what, my husband better treat me right. I have options now."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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