Not just intelligent life, but super-intelligent life from the future. Seems a couple of college dropouts, bored with school, got together in one of their parents’ garages and thought it would be a good idea to create a brand-new system, which they called a Universe.
They created one particular galaxy in their universe and named it the Milky Wave. They liked the candy bar. In the Milky Wave galaxy, they created one unique system with nine planets they wanted to watch. Sort of like watching YouTube.
They made sure their unique system had a motor to run and grow things on planet Earth, so they punched in a sun. After the sun, they punched in cavemen who would eventually evolve into people.
The dropouts were called out of the garage to have dinner.
After dinner, they returned to their project, Universe, and were shocked by what they discovered. Time had ripped passed. During dinner, people on planet earth had evolved from cavemen to functioning tax payers, soldiers, oligarchs, dictators, starting wars, dropping bombs, killing people that they didn’t even know, and in one failed nation, a total absolute orange clown had been elected as head of the nation and the same clown was running the entire world to benefit his ego as well as his wallet.
When the parents discovered what the dropouts created in the garage, they said, “You made it. You own it. Now fix it.” Sort of like Pottery Barn.
Hence, they backed out 3I-Atlas from the garage, flew down to the Milky Way galaxy, headed towards the Earth’s sun, to turn it off and eventually shut down planet Earth. Grim!
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