There is a lot of finger-pointing, and some folks are suggesting that maybe Donald J. Trump has something to hide and is hiding photographs, flight logs, receipts, food orders, recorded telephone conversations, reservations, wake-up calls, witness statements, menu preferences, shoe size, and filmed sex acts, specifically referring to Mr. Trump.
Editor’s note: As entertaining as watching a VW Beetle humping a fire hydrant.
…Anyway, Mr. Trump insists that the entire Epstein file has been released without any redactions, and anyone who suggests otherwise is just promoting fake news.
Following his fake news statement about the Epstein files, Donald Trump announced that he would not require Congressional authorization to declare war, invade Venezuela, and use potential land attacks against the Venezuelan drug cartels. Trump went on to explain that Venezuela had emptied its prisons and was sending prisoners to the U.S. who were murderers, drug addicts, and rapist.
Editor’s note: Wait! Hold it. What just happened? How did Trump jump from the Epstein files, fake news, to invading Venezuela and starting World War III? Was he on an escalator again? Didn’t Trump make the same statements about Mexico a few years ago? Did the guy flunk Spanish 101 in high school, or did some seniority smack him in the face?
Reply: You have to follow the bouncing ball.
…Anyway, it seems Venezuela has suddenly become far more threatening than Russia, North Korea, China, or Iran. Besides, he insists, no one is still interested in the Epstein files.
A VW Beetle humping a fire hydrant?
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