Hail Mary, and J. Christ, please, please, say it ain't so. No nude photos of Donald Trump in the Epstein files. It was bad enough seeing him fully dressed, wearing a tie, bouncing around, whispering into Jeffrey Epstein’s ear as he bounced, looking sweaty and biting his own lower lip to appear cool.
But photographs of a nude Donald Trump? Spare the world.
Rumor is that Vladimir Putin has some photographs taken of Donald Trump while Trump was staying at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton hotel in 2013. As Santa Claus would say, “They were naughty, and not nice.”
Seems Mr Trump was filmed with a group of Russian prostitutes in the presidential suite of Moscow’s Ritz-Carlton hotel. However, Trump called it, “Fake news.”
The CIA did not and does not exactly agree.
But what does the CIA know? Bah humbug! A bunch of fat old men having hourly hot flashes.
However, a former head of both the CIA and the NSA called Mr Trump a "polezni durak." A Russian term for: a useful fool. Ouch.
So, while the Moscow Ritz-Carlton films have never been released (having to do with ‘golden showers’ on top of a bed once occupied by President Obama and Mrs. Obama), it is hopeful that any nude visuals in the Epstein files of a nude Donald Trump will spare the world and never be released.
And a Merry Christmas to all!
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