Nude Photos Of Donald Trump In Epstein Files?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 25 December 2025

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"So, what's wrong with nude pictures?"

Hail Mary, and J. Christ, please, please, say it ain't so. No nude photos of Donald Trump in the Epstein files. It was bad enough seeing him fully dressed, wearing a tie, bouncing around, whispering into Jeffrey Epstein’s ear as he bounced, looking sweaty and biting his own lower lip to appear cool.

But photographs of a nude Donald Trump? Spare the world.

Rumor is that Vladimir Putin has some photographs taken of Donald Trump while Trump was staying at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton hotel in 2013. As Santa Claus would say, “They were naughty, and not nice.”

Seems Mr Trump was filmed with a group of Russian prostitutes in the presidential suite of Moscow’s Ritz-Carlton hotel. However, Trump called it, “Fake news.”

The CIA did not and does not exactly agree.

But what does the CIA know? Bah humbug! A bunch of fat old men having hourly hot flashes.

However, a former head of both the CIA and the NSA called Mr Trump a "polezni durak." A Russian term for: a useful fool. Ouch.

So, while the Moscow Ritz-Carlton films have never been released (having to do with ‘golden showers’ on top of a bed once occupied by President Obama and Mrs. Obama), it is hopeful that any nude visuals in the Epstein files of a nude Donald Trump will spare the world and never be released.

And a Merry Christmas to all!

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