Now Grandpa Is Naming Battle Ships Using Trump Name

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 28 December 2025

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A futre Donald J. Trump battleship.

Bastardizing the name of The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts by Trumping his name to the Center was a sufficient obscenity, but now old grandpa has decided to use the Trump name for a class of battle ships. This time, Mr Bone Spurs is attempting to associate his name with military accomplishment by grabbing a class of battleship by the pussy and naming that class after Donald J. Trump.

And he can get away with it, too. Not because he’s famous, or a war hero, or a taxpayer, but because he’s in the White House, and not because of a fair, honest, and correct election, but because of thanks to South African-born Elon Musk.

Years ago, Donald Trump spoke confidently on the Howard Stern talk show, saying that during the Vietnam War, he fought a different kind of battle: avoiding VD.

Some battle. Some war hero.

Maybe he can name a battleship the U.S.V.D. Donald J. Trump, in honor of his personal battle against getting VD.

Ahoy, any Annapolis graduates interested in the future commanding that battleship?

But there's his more current battle: preventing the release of all the Epstein files; and/or having any association with a Mr. Epstein, the Lolita Express, Little Saint James Island, Great Saint James Island, Zorro Ranch in New Mexico, the house in Manhattan on 9 East 71st Street, or the apartment in Paris on Avenue Foch.

However, while he presumably won the battle against VD, and the U.S.VD Donald J.Trump may be an affair complete, winning the battle against the release of all the Epstein files remains a battle.

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