History tells the knowledgeable public that when a plate of pasta hits a White House wall, someone's ego has been bruised. This time, the pasta-wall-collision happened because Time Magazine named the collective Architects of AI Man of the Year for 2025.
Learning of this outrage, Donald Trump sent the pasta flying.
Hearing of Mr Trump’s outrage at being ignored by Time Magazine for its 2025 Man of the Year Award, it is rumored that good friend, David Pecker, former editor of The National Enquirer, offered to name Mr Trump The National Enquirer’s Man of the Year for 2025.
Mr Trump declined the offer.
Instead, Mr Trump went back to the friendly FIFA folks, who recently awarded him with the FIFA Peace Prize. Trump suggested they could also name him as FIFA’s Man of the Year. FIFA sent their regrets.
Another plate of pasta hit the wall.
Fox News also said, “No,” and so he traveled on to the Washington Post, owned by Jeff Bezos. Mr. Bezos explained that every U.S. male is considered Man of the Year, and while Mr Trump is already in that category, there was no need to repeat or further mention it with an added award, etc, etc, etc, and so forth.
Though thoroughly confused, no pasta dish took flight.
Following extensive thought, between naps, Donald Trump decided to name himself the United States White House Man of the Year!
That would be an exemplary statement! And teach a thing or two to those stupid, low-IQ, and lazy, piggy losers, at Time Magazine!
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