After some strategic negotiations, a meeting was held that included Trump family members, close political associates, and deep-pocket contributors to the Trump legacy and charisma, and it was decided to permanently rename The White House as The Donald J. Trump National White House.
Someone, who was instantly dismissed from the room, had sarcastically suggested renaming The White House, The White House Institution. He was told that the White House Institution sounded too much like an out-patient asylum for the mentally impaired. The suggestor, who had been immediately dismissed and stripped of his White House pass, agreed, adding, “That was my point.”
He was, however, not awarded a Purple Heart for his efforts.
Another member at the meeting, though not dismissed, suggested renaming The White House as The Amazon White House. A very deep-pocket contributor who wanted more government subsidies for his space explorations was, however, not dismissed from the support group searching for a new name for the White House.
Though having failed in basic math, algebra, geometry, physics, chemistry, or correctly filling out his tax returns, NASA would, in the future, be known as The Donald Trump National Aeronautics and Space Administration, or DTNASA.
Editor’s note: That sounds like the TIT-NASA.
Reply: You have a point.
The renaming of all things as The Donald Trump, etc., will continue as long as he remains in the Donald J.Trump National White House and out of permanent confinement in the Donald J. Trump Federal Institution.
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