Trump Wins A Peace Prize

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 9 December 2025

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"...and I'd like to thank my barber, my dog walker, my dentist..."

At last, Donald Trump, the same guy who appointed the same guy who blew apart a Venezuelan fishing boat, that may or may not have been smuggling narcotics, and ordered planes to make a second strike on the same boat with men, still alive, clinging to the remains of the miraculously still floating boat, won a peace prize.

The second strike sank the boat and killed the men.

Still, Donald Trump received a peace prize. Not from the Nobel Peace committee of the Royal House of Norway, but from the international FIFA organization, or the International Federation of Association Football.

Soccer.

The Federation is the global governing body for soccer (football) that organizes major tournaments worldwide, such as the World Cup.

Like the still unreleased Epstein names and files, Donald Trump will not release the films of the boat that was targeted and sunk by the guy he appointed as Secretary of Defense. However, Donald Trump did at last receive a peace prize.

He gave an Academy Award-type thank-you speech (rumored to have been rehearsed for several years), but unlike actor Adrien Brody’s lengthy speech, he did miss a few people. Finally, he thanked his wife, only one of the three, Melania, and then proudly walked off the stage with a medal dangling from a wrinkled blue ribbon, which he, so eagerly, placed around his own neck.

The peace prize was presented at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, claiming Trump had been selected “in recognition of his exceptional and extraordinary actions to promote peace and unity around the world."

Bravo for the draft dodger, adjudicated rapist, tax evader, pussy grabber, 34 count felon, adulterer, etc, who also appointed the person who sank the boat, killing two men clinging for their life and praying to be spared.

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