Get on the bus

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 4 December 2025

Get on the bus, Daddio!
Get on the bus,
Get on the bus, Daddio!
Get on the bus.

Get with the programme, Ron,
Get with the programme,
Get with the programme, Ron,
Tell us what is going on.

Get with the plan, Stan,
get with the plan,
get with the plan, Stan.
get with the plan.

Get on the bus Daddio!
Get on the bus,
Get on the bus, Daddio!
Get on the bus.

Get with the programme Ron,
Get with the programme,
Get with the programme Ron,
tell us what is going on.

Get with the plan, Stan,
get with the plan,
get with the plan, Stan.
get with the plan.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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