Sarah Ferguson To Move In With Harry And Meghan In Montecito, California

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 4 December 2025

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Plenty of rooms in Montecito, California.

Since Harry and Meghan are said to have sixteen bedrooms, or was it sixteen bathrooms, anyway, at their home in Montecito, California, and Sarah Ferguson has to vacate Royal Lodge in Windsor by New Year’s, what could be a better choice?

Harry/Meghan still have a mortgage to pay, property tax, and maintenance, and renting a spare room would be a win-win situation.

“Please, don’t use the word spare.”

Right.

While the sunny California weather will be a definite improvement over the British climate, the only drawback appears to be that Sarah is rumored to have accumulated about three (that’s 3) truck vans of furniture, carpets, kitchen appliances, clothing, and exercise equipment while living with her former husband, Andrew Windsor, at Royal Lodge on the grounds of Windsor Castle. Thus, she may require renting two extra bedrooms.

“Thanks for not using the word spare.”  

Right. Did you know that Winston Churchill was a spare and so was Martha Stewart?

Anyway, it is rumored that Harry’s wife had an affair with Sarah’s ex-husband Andrew years before she married Harry. Still, since Andrew was already divorced from Sarah at the time, that doesn’t appear to be an issue. as Andrew has been rumored to have had many, many affairs after his divorce from Sarah.

Sarah has never said it, but some people believe that King Charles is a real s——t for kicking them both Sarah and Andrew out of the Windsor Castle grounds, which was their rent-free home for the last 40 years, just because Andrew was not born a King but was only just a spare.

“Jeeze.” 

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