Fingers crossed! Alleluia and amen! It isn’t just the U.S. that's looking for Santa Claus to award an impeachment for Christmas; even the White House has its fingers crossed. How? White House shades are tangled.
The pussy grabbing, tax-evading, adjudicated rapist, bone-spur draft dodger, adulterer, and convicted felon has already made a tacky-looking Vegas saloon out of the once respected Oval Office by painting all the figurines in the room the same gold color as his gold toilet in Trump Tower.
He even cemented over the award-winning Rose Garden introduced by President Kennedy.
Presently, he is replacing the West Wing with a larger ballroom for dancing. Seems Princess Diana and John Travolta didn’t have a problem with the size of the dancing area at the White House forty years ago.
And he’s also voiced criticisms of the color choices used to paint Air Force One. Maybe he intends to paint Air Force One the same color as his gold toilet at Trump Tower?
“NO ONE CHANGES THE COLOR OF AIR FORCE ONE. GET IT?”
Editor’s note: Why the capital letters for Air Force One?
Reply: Air Force One always speaks in capital letters.
So hopefully Santa Claus will step right in and do his Christmas thing, and grant the U.S. an impeachment for Christmas. Send letters to the North Pole and kick-start Santa in that direction.
“All the U.S. wants for Christmas is an im-peach-ment, an im-peach-ment, an im-peach-ment…”
“RIGHT!”
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