Or is it: Buckingham Palace Cleans The Palace? Either way, both the dustpan and the broom are out and about. Things are changing. Change is good. The monarchy is being slimmed down, and it seems with an ax, but keep those British ice cream vans parked at the corner.
Andrew Windsor, often referred to as the Queen’s favorite child, is out of Windsor. Out with his collection of 72 teddy bears.
Andrew Windsor is said to have ordered 40 prostitutes for a four-day, taxpayer-funded official business trip to Thailand in the early 2000s. Did his mother Queen Elizabeth know of her son’s prostitute order? Did Parliament? MI6?
If it were for an unofficial trip, would the number of prostitutes have doubled? Footnote: Also he preferred blonds.
Not being facetious, but just mathematically curious, let’s see, 40 prostitutes in four days. 40 divided by 4 equals ten prostitutes per day.
Okay.
There are 24 hours in a day, therefore Andrew Windsor would spend about 2 and 1/2 hours with each prostitute; forget time to eat, sleep, bathe, dress, etc.
How would he manage any time for his official Thailand British Representative business, which he traveled to Thailand to perform?
Anyway, also, who pays for the 40 prostitutes? The British taxpayer? Is it a Thai gift? Does it come out of Andrew’s pocket? Is it a room-service deal, like fresh towels? The request of 40 prostitutes certainly goes beyond the proverbial request of a room with a view.
Well, Andrew Windsor is out of Windsor Park and his former residence, of Forest Lodge. Andrew and his 72 teddy bears will move to another location soon.
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