Can A Convicted Felon And Pedophile Pal Receive A Nobel Peace Prize?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 9 October 2025

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"Yeah! I want a Nobel Peace Prize too."

Nah! Impossible! Sort of an oxymoron. Why? Peace, felon and pedophile? That doesn’t cook. And there’s also the issue about burying his ex-wife on a golf course.

Editor’s note: He may have done it for tax purposes. It doesn’t suggest he didn’t still love her.

Reply: True. However, it suggests the convicted felon and pedophile pal loved the cash more.

And then there’s the issue of renaming the Defense Department the War Department. The War Department does not suggest a peaceful inclination or point of view or the merit of a Nobel Peace Prize

No fool Norway, but maybe the convicted felon and pedophile pal who renamed the Defense Department is going after a Nobel Peace Prize, “… like a bitch!”

So President Barack Obama received a Nobel Peace Prize, and now the convicted felon and pedophile pal also wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

Well, President Obama also has a law degree. Will the convicted felon who is after the Nobel Peace Prize, “… like a bitch! also enroll at Harvard in search of a law degree? 

Nah! Impossible!

Lastly, there is the issue of sending the U.S. military and the National Guard to cities that voted for predominantly Democratic candidates, under the guise that those cities are filled with criminals, garbage, corruption, and are drug and rat-invested. He is taking revenge on Democratic voters, and revenge is not an indicator that one would merit a Nobel Peace Prize.
 

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