Has Donald Trump Cheapen The Nobel Prize?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 31 August 2025

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Guess who already won a Nobel Prize and Trump didn't?

Short answer: Yes. 

Like the gold-painted trinkets scattered throughout the Oval Office, Donald Trump has also managed to cheapen the Nobel Prize. As he said on the Access Hollywood tape while attempting to bed a woman, he went after her, “…like a bitch.”

Now, he is going after a Nobel Peace Prize, “…like a bitch.”

If a Nobel Prize were given for obfuscation, Bingo! He would have received the Prize years ago and many times. The prizes could have been added to the gold-painted mantle of the Oval Office, starting with his bone spurs, Nobel Prize for Obfuscation

While obfuscating in the 80s and 90s, Trump used the pseudonym John Barron, phoning into radio programs, claiming that John Barron knew Donald Trump was a great lover in bed. 

Editor’s note: How would a JOHN Barron know that?

Reply: Obfuscation.  

Today, still using the telephone, Donald Trump rang up India’s President Modi, claiming that since Trump settled the India-Pakistan war (still raging on for over 70 years) and Pakistan’s President already nominated Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize, Modi should also nominate Trump.

A peaceful, loving man, Mr. Modi exploded with rage. Getting on the phone with the President of Pakistan, he learn Pakistan made no such nomination. 

The only way Trump could win a Nobel Peace Prize were if Trump resigned, admitted that Putin and Elon Musk rigged the 2024 Presidential election, that Kamala Harris truly won, and she is the lawfully elected President of the United States. Bingo!

Maybe.

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