Donald Trump, (The Wrong Stuff) Is Looking For War In Chicago, That Wonderful Town

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 9 September 2025

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Before the escalator goes back up to the penthouse for good, the Wrong Stuff is looking to start a war somewhere, anywhere, even again in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room, just to remain relevant, stay in the White House and out of jail. 

This time, he’s looking to send troops to Chicago. Chicago, that wonderful town, the town that Billy Sunday could not shut down, nevertheless, Donald Trump is itching to give it a try. Already convicted of 34 felonies, the Wrong Stuff desires to demonstrate he’s a real tough guy. 

UGG! Not the boots, the idea. 

What happened to the bone spurs? Kind of sissy-like to wanna act tough today when the Wrong Stuff claimed bone spurs five times to avoid the draft.

Talking dirty, using vulgar language by referencing getting his ass beaten, dropping the f-bomb, does not suggest manhood or leadership. And don’t forget the Wrong Stuff’s fixation with Arnold Palmer’s private body parts. 

So the Wrong Stuff is itching to send the National Guard and U.S.Military to Democratic cities to stop rampant crime.

Rampant crime is defined as a situation where crime is common, widespread, and increasing in an uncontrolled way, suggesting that criminal activity is spreading and is difficult to stop. So send in the troops.

Criminal activity is child trafficking perpetuated for years and listed in the Epstein Files, but the Wrong Stuff calls that a hoax and will not release the Epstein Files

So let’s invade Chicago, that wonderful town
 

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