What? Robert Redford Died?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 20 September 2025

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If Robert Redford can die, it can happen to any one of us. So, like Robert Redford, do your best to make a positive impact on this planet. Not just noise, bluster, or threats, reach instead for the positive, the creative, the sweet. Be inclusive. Sometimes it takes just a smile

The negative causes indigestion, fat ankles, fat knees, fat fingers, fat brain, fat clothes, fat speeches, fat stumbled steps, and, in general, an evil, sleepy fat look. Those negatives are a billboard confession announcing: Me comes first and Me is self-indulgent. And everyone else can go to H! Big time.

Not a Robert Redford look. Not positive.

Favorite Robert Redford films: Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, All the President’s Men, and Out of Africa. 

Of course, Downhill Racer got a certain Chiropractor pregnant. She watched Downhill Racer and decided she wanted to learn to ski. She spent her next sabbatical (from teaching high school science) learning to ski. A few years later, she had a skiing accident, ended up in a bird-cage brace, remain in constant pain, rejected seeing a Chiropractor, walked around her high school in the bird-cage for almost a year, and was finally convinced to see a Chiropractor. On her very first visit, she was out of the bird-cage and instantly pain-free. She decided to go back to school to become a Chiropractor, met her husband at Chiropractor school, married, got pregnant, and had a son. She, therefore, claims Robert Redford got her pregnant. 

Among his many other achievements, The Sundance Kid made magic on film, was an avid environmentalist, and founded The Sundance Film Festival. He said, “There’s this life to lead, why not live it as much as you can as long as you can?”

So start with a smile. Make it a Sundance smile.

  
  

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