ICE, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement team, was ordered to Mar-A-Lago for a round-up, arrest, and deportation or jail of every non-super-white worker or guest they may encounter.
The White House went on super alert, locating Donald Trump at his golf club in Maryland, waiting patiently for his caddy to retrieve a golf ball from a sand-trap. Learning of the round-up at Mar-a-Lago, Trump went ballistic. "Who ordered this?"
Told that Vice President D.J.Vance ordered ICE, Trump immediately got hold of D.J.Vance by telephone.
Vance explained that he couldn't talk as he was in the middle of his tap-dancing lesson for his performance at The Kennedy Center with Speaker Mike Johnson, but added that he also sent the F.B.I. to Mar-a-Lago to look for any impeachable files. He guessed that the White House must have gotten a hold of him while he was waiting for his caddy to retrieve a ball from a sand-trap.
"You haven't the authority. You're just the Vice President."
Vance, though out of breath while still practicing his tap-dancing routine, explained that Speaker Mike Johnson is calling for Trump's impeachment, adding that he has the votes. The Supreme Court has already approved it, and each member is getting a brand-new Rolls-Royce.
"This is a nightmare."
Vance stopped his tap-dancing routine to catch his breath, saying that an absolute nightmare is hearing Majorie Taylor Green sing an aria from Madame Butterfly, and added, "But guess who is going to sing 'Let Me Entertain You' with a Slovenian accent?"
His caddy dropped a golf ball at his feet. "Your ball, sir."
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