Editor’s note: No, no, no! Has he gone completely crazy?
Reply: Lives there and never leaves.
Okay, where was this article? Oh yes: Donald Trump has announced that since Vlad, (that’s short for his new good friend Vladimir Putin) agrees with him that the 2020 election was stolen due to the fraud of mail-in voting which allowed creepy Joe Biden to moved into the White House, so Trump decided to appoint his new good friend Vlad, as the head of all US elections and also appointed Vlad the head of the CIA. After all, Trump added, Vlad was once head of the KGB and has buckets and buckets of experience and knowledge of clandestine operations (that term is the same as spying, Trump explained) and getting the secret word on what’s going on around the world politically and militarily, and also what’s happening between the sheets.
Editor’s note: No, no, no. That can’t be happening.
Reply: It’s happening. Senator Chuck Schumer is upset. He says he’s going to write a letter.
Editor’s note: A letter?
Reply: It’s a strongly worded letter.
Governor Newsom of California, using propeller hand motions, is rumored to have said: TACO’S, NEW, BEAUTIFUL APPOINTMENT OF PUTIN IS JUST GREAT. CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHO ELSE TACO WILL APPOINT. IT’LL MAKE TACO’S IMPEACHMENT SOONER AND FASTER. AND GOODBYE TO JUST DANCE VANCE.
Editor’s note: Putin’s confirmation will never pass the Republican Senate.
Reply: What Republican Senate?
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