Burp. Double burp.
Pass the Alka-Seltzer. According to Google, Alka-Seltzer is an over-the-counter medication known for its effervescent tablets that provide relief from various symptoms.
Symptoms? Like Putin eating Donald Trump for lunch in Alaska.
During their one and only debate, Kamala Harris predicted that dictators, (like Putin), “Would eat Trump for lunch…”
And Putin did exactly that during the Putin/Trump celebrated meeting in Alaska.
Instead of Donald Trump demanding that Putin and his invading army just plain, “Get the hell out of Ukraine! You invaded a sovereign nation. No ands, ifs, or buts, which means excuses, conditions, or reservations. Get out now.”
Instead, Trump agreed to a land extension for Russia in Ukraine, then rolled up his red carpet, and wearily climbed up the steps to Air Force One. He should have used the plane’s downstairs entrance, or the back door.
Air Force One must have been deeply humiliated and embarrassed. Surprise, Air Force One did not slam shut the plane's door and take off, leaving Trump still slowly climbing up the Arrested Development steps.
True, it may have been a slow climb up, but at least he didn’t sit down half way up the steps, look around, and then announce, “Hey, I can see Russia from here…”
Donald Trump can’t blame his failed Putin/Alaska conference on any windmills that may have stifled his success. Like everything he touches, the Putin/Alaska conference failed, or died, or capitulated, just as Kamala Harris had predicted, Donald Trump was eaten for lunch.
Burp.
But at least Trump did not give Alaska back to the Russians.
At least, not yet.
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