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Funny story: Joe Biden: The G.O.A.T.

Joe Biden: The G.O.A.T.

Joe Biden may be down, which is not surprising considering what he has accomplished in a little over a year. He badly botched the nation’s withdrawal from Afghanistan. Of course, he was distracted by Omnicom from which almost as many Americans died…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Says He Deserves Nobel Prize "Because The U.A.E. Still Hasn’t Attacked Israel"

Jared Kushner Says He Deserves Nobel Prize "Because The U.A.E. Still Hasn’t Attacked Israel"

West Palm Beach, Florida - Former White House Advisor and Trump Son-in-Law Jared Kushner renewed his campaign to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts in drafting the "Abraham Accords", a peace agreement between the United Arab Emirates and…

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Funny story: Why I Didn’t Win The Noble Piece Prize, by Donald Trump

Why I Didn’t Win The Noble Piece Prize, by Donald Trump

After glancing at the title, Donald Trump’s editor immediately said no, after which Trump exploded. He immediately dismissed her and referred to her as a product of drumroll, “Fake news.” His editor never had the opportunity to point out the spel…

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Funny story: Some of President Trump’s Defenders Say That He is Merely Releasing His Inner Hitler

Some of President Trump’s Defenders Say That He is Merely Releasing His Inner Hitler

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – A group of Trump supporters who call themselves The Extreme Extremists For DJT held a rally for their hero-in-chief at a Nissan car lot in Annapolis. Oliver Tushenbeeker director of EEFDJT told the assembled members that Dona…

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Funny story: Trump To Declare Victory Moment He’s One Vote Ahead

Trump To Declare Victory Moment He’s One Vote Ahead

It has been made clear (by Donald Trump) that Donald Trump is planning to declare victory as soon as he is one vote ahead in the count on November 3rd. That could happen well before the polls close in California and before the votes are certified.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Did Not Win The Nobel Peace Prize

Donald Trump Did Not Win The Nobel Peace Prize

Incredible surprise. Stop the world. Donald Trump did not win the Nobel Peace Prize. You’d think that, after separating babies and children from parents, putting children in cages, and locking them in those cages, Donald Trump actually thought he cou…

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Funny story: Nobel Prize For Shiterature Awarded To Spoof Writer

Nobel Prize For Shiterature Awarded To Spoof Writer

It's been a noteworthy and somewhat surprising day in the world of penmanship, and, after the Nobel Prize for Literature was awarded to US poet Louise Gluck, there was an even bigger shock when the prize for Shiterature went to the English spoof scri…

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Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize A Bit Different Next Year

Nobel Peace Prize A Bit Different Next Year

Nothing stays the same forever, even the Alfred Nobel Peace Prize, which, next year, will be adapted slightly, so that recognition can be awarded to those hardworking people who slave away in the manufacturing and processing plants at some of the big…

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Funny story: Trump People Misspell NOBEL Again

Trump People Misspell NOBEL Again

Woops, the Trump people did it again! They misspelled Nobel. When you make a silly mistake, you’re supposed to learn, grow, and never make it again. It's sort of like, Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Amen! Several months ag…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Jared Kushner Wins Nobel Peace Prize

(Oslo) – The Nobel Committee today announced the winner of the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize, US diplomat, Jared Kushner. His pivotal role in the current peaceful situation in the Middle East was key to the decision. Nobel Chairman Berit Reiss-Andersen p…

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Funny story: Ms. Brown M&M Awarded Nobel Super-Awesome Person Of The Year

Ms. Brown M&M Awarded Nobel Super-Awesome Person Of The Year

It was a landmark day for social justice and equality on Saturday, as Ms. Brown M&M was awarded the Nobel Super-Awesome Person Of The Year in Oslo, Norway. Lauded worldwide for her social activism, Ms. Brown is widely recognized for her relentles...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Pep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Manchester City football manager and self-professed humble peasant, Pep Guardiola, has been controversially nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The move follows a behind-the-scenes sponsorship deal between the Nobel Committee and the owners of Manch...

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Funny story: Trump and Kim to share Nobel Peace Prize

Trump and Kim to share Nobel Peace Prize

We are pleased to pass along another report from the hacker group Dark Overbored, using wait-personnel in Hanoi at The Melia Hotel. At their private dinner, following hugs, handclasps, sighs, and beaming faces, the two leaders talked of how the be...

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Funny story: President Trump nominated for more prizes

President Trump nominated for more prizes

Eighteen republican congressmen and seven republican governors have nominated President Trump to receive the Nobel peace prize. Seventeen republican governors and sixty-two republican congressmen have nominated President Trump for the personal fi...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan's Nobel Due to "Wiggle Wiggle"

Bob Dylan's Nobel Due to "Wiggle Wiggle"

Details have emerged about Bob Dylan's winning of the Nobel Prize for Literature, an event which sent shock waves thru the literary world. Per Wastberg, head of the Nobel Committee for Literature, has explained the reasons for the selection. "Mai...

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Funny story: Carrot Top To Give Nobel Awards At Drive Thru Window

Carrot Top To Give Nobel Awards At Drive Thru Window

After accruing millions of dollars in debt, the Nobel prize committee will forgo a lavish award ceremony in favor of a webcast hosted by Carrot Top from a drive thru coffee kiosk. Nobel Committee head Jørgen Myklebust is putting his experience in...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

New York, NY - After being announced as the winner of the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize for groovy songs, sources close to legendary songwriter, Bob Dylan, say that all he really wants is a surfboard trophy from the Teen Choice Awards. "Mr. Dylan couldn'...

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