Donald Trump Fired/Killed The Messenger

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 2 August 2025

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"Dancing in the White House, just dancing...."

Ouch? Bad news? Doesn't like bad news? Donald Trump knows how to handle bad news. He kills the messenger.

In this case, it is not: Donald Jr's school report card, Barron's girlfriend, Melanie's absence, crooked Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey—I hardly knew him—Epstein, convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine—I wish her well--Maxwell,
Kenyan-born Barack Obama, etc.

This time the messenger is the Bureau of Labor Statistics Chief Erika McEntarfer. She reported a lower-than-expected job report. Low numbers on a job report indicate a poor work policy under the Trump administration, with questions asked about whether Trump knows what he is doing.

Is the pussy grabber maybe a dumb, dumb?  

Say it ain't so, Joe!

Maybe Donald Trump can brag about pussy grabbing and fake golf scores, but can he do anything else? Sure, he seems able to cook his tax records, but do not forget, he is a convicted felon and owes E. Jean Carroll close to $100 million. 

However, why fire the Labor Statistics Chief Erika McEntarfer because of Trump's low labor ratings? 

To begin with, she was a Biden appointee. Boom! Case closed. 

Trump figures she intentionally rigged the numbers to make him, Donald Trump—the convicted felon, pussy grabber, adulterer, tax evader, draft dodger, pal of Jeffrey Epstein—look bad.  

Ayeee, the horror.

Meanwhile, not only has Trump recreated a saloon out of the Oval Office with his interior design (?) taste, but he is also adding an airplane hangar-sized ballroom to the White House West Wing for $200 million. It seems that Trump canceled children's school lunches to build the ballroom where he can perform his 'TACO' dance.

More horror.

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