Donald Trump Is In Really Big, Big Trouble

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 17 July 2025

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"Nothing here to see.".

Even Donald Trump's MAGA people are bailing out. Like ladies burning their bras in the '60s, MAGA people are burning their red MAGA hats. The same red MAGA hats that Trump sells out of the Oval Office, along with his cologne, steaks and Bibles printed in China. 

When asked if he would release the Jeffrey Epstein Files, there was a deep, 10 second gulp, followed by a pause, and his extraordinary defense of a person's right to privacy, not wanting to embarrass any innocent people who might be innocently implicated.

Like: Immigrants who were eating the pet cats and dogs.

One can bet grandma's pension, Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files.  

After two month, no Epstein Files were released, but the Attorney General insisted they were on her desk. Not to worry. Just checking them out...

Two months later, when pressed again for the Epstein Files, the Attorney General said, "There aren't any Epstein Files."

"Then what was on your desk?" 

Well, indeed, there were definitely files on her desk, but guess what? None had anything to do with Jeffrey Epstein. Files, yes, but Epstein Files, no. An Attorney General's office has many, many files…"

Suspicious? Heavens no. The United States is the largest economy in the world. Of course, there are stacks of files on the A.G.'s desk, and each has to be reviewed. During that process it was determined that there were no Jeffrey Epstein Files.

At least the A.G. didn't say that cats and dogs ate the Epstein Files.

MAGA people aren't buying it. Neither is Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell. She's willing to testify about the missing Jeffrey Epstein Files.

Bet grandma's pension, Maxwell's testimony will include names...  

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