The Right Stuff And The Wrong Stuff

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 10 July 2025

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"I would never call him the Wrong Stuff. He's okay with me."

When a nation elects a convicted felon, who is also a tax evader, draft dodger, adulator, and hinted on the Epstein list, the nation isn't electing The Right Stuff. The nation's electing The Wrong Stuff.

The Wrong Stuff is in the White House today. 

Elon Musk made this happen with money received through U.S. government contracts. Musk and The Wrong Stuff were joined at the hip, until they got into a tiff.

Now, Mr. Musk has buyer’s remorse. He regrets spending $250 million to buy the White House for The Wrong Stuff

Before their tiff, both decided to run the government as a for-profit business. Government is not a business. Government was created to provide safety services for its citizens.

People can't police the airlines with flashlights and smoke signals. Government created the FAA to make air travel safe. The FAA is a safety service.

Same with Social Security, the Defense Department, the FBI, CIA, FEMA. No profit there, just protection of U.S. citizens. Presidents have always provided safety measures for U.S. citizens. Think of Obamacare or The Affordable Care Act.

Meanwhile, The Wrong Stuff is selling hats, cologne, sneakers, ties, Bibles, steaks, vodka from the Oval Office for profit. He also brags about having a hand at redecorating the Oval Office which presently resembles a film set for a honky-tonk bar.

And then there's the flag pole he had erected that dwarfs the White House.

The Wrong Stuff lusts for a Nobel Peace Prize. The Wrong Stuff spelled Nobel the wrong way. He spelled it Noble.  

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