Who Would Nominate Donald Trump For A Nobel Peace Prize?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 25 June 2025

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Would E. Jean Carrol nominate Donald Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize? Would Donald Trump's first wife, mother of his three eldest children, left buried on one of his golf courses, have ever nominated Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Collectively, would parents of sons and daughters defending this nation, who he referred to as, "suckers and losers," nominate Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize?

What about the jury that convicted Trump of 34 felonies?

Stormy Daniels?

Michael Cohen?

Hillary Clinton?

What about immigrants? Those workers Trump accused of eating pet cats and dogs?

Also, mothers who had their children ripped away at the border and as yet failed to have their children recovered?

Remember his wife who wore a jacket announcing, 'I really don't care. Do you? 

Editor's note: Donald Trump didn't wear the jacket.

Reply: She's part of the package.

Those are just a few examples of people who would not nominate Trump for a The Nobel Peace Prize. Only an individual totally removed from reality could do so.

Perhaps Trump should have asked Elon Musk to buy a Nobel Peace Prize for him?

So, Donald Trump was nominated for The Nobel Peace Prize by Rep. Buddy Carter for ending the war between Israel and Iran.

Whoops! Buddy had to withdraw the nomination because the Israel/Iran war isn't over.

The Israeli/Iran conflict started about the time of J. Christ, and might still continue when earth populates Mars. There might even be a separate area for Jews and non Jews on Mars.

Maybe there'll also be a very needy blow-heart, (a person who talks excessively and boasts about himself) with an orange comb-over, who gets elected President of Mars, promise peace and bingo, gets The Nobel Peace Prize.  

Maybe.

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