Termites In White House Eating Away Democracy

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 26 July 2025

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Ain't it great to use Air Force One, Marine One and The Beast as my favorite toy to play golf in Scotland?

Termites in the White House are eating away at the Democracy of the United States and turning it into a petty, finger pointing, third rate banana republic, not even fit for MAGA.

This isn't reflective of what the nation’s founders created, or why men and women died in wars. Those who died were defending the nation’s freedom and equality for all.

The Trump-appointed secretary of something, apparently unaware that she had a white skunk-like stripe in her hair (style?), stood in front of a microphone and announced that President Obama committed treason during the 2016 election. Yabba-Yabba-Doo!

Just another Trump Friday. Forget about Abraham Lincoln, blame a black American president for treason.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump, admittedly on the Jeffrey Epstein list for child trafficking, has taken Air Force One to Scotland to play golf at one of his failing golf courses.

Who is paying for the cost of flying Air Force One, Marine One, and The Beast to Scotland? Are those costs paid for by taxpayers who had their Healthcare, Social Security, FAA safety, etc., cut? 

That sounds treasonous.

Lady with the white stripe in your hair, are you checking up on the costs of Trump’s trip to Scotland? Instead of baseless accusations of treasonous behavior by former President Obama, why not check up on Trump’s out-of-the-ordinary extravagant flight to play golf in Scotland?

The cost of Trump’s trip to play golf at one of his struggling golf courses in Scotland, could cover the cost of many a school lunch for hungry U.S. children.  

Fore!

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