$50 million was spent on a wedding for two people who would collectively make it their fifth wedding celebration. An exercise in overspending for the 5th, but stretching the celebration out to three days seems like overkill. Though it was the bride’s fourth time down the aisle, the bride wore white.
“I was inspired by the bridal gown Sophia Loren wore in the film Houseboat when she married Cary Grant.”
Many mammaries were almost totally exposed during the three-day event. The bride had stipulated that there would be no sign of mammaries. The ladies didn’t appear to listen.
A $50 million price tag for a wedding in Venice while there are people dying in need of food, water, and shelter.
That $50 million wedding price tag was paid for by the billionaire groom, who has been criticized for not allowing his Amazon workers to unionize for a decent wage.
Men say, I do, and substitute their mothers for the bride in white. That is until the next best thing comes along. So what if the bride in white gave birth to his children.
Marla Maples was Donald Trump’s next best thing. After Maples, Trump’s next best thing was the model from Slovenia.
The Venetian blinds will rise again on the fourth day, and Venice will reclaim itself. All the wedding jazz will be gone. However, there will still be people in need of food, water, and shelter.
Hopefully, in five years, the bride in white will not be trying to hawk any homemade strawberry jam.
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