Donald Trump Resigns-To Spend More Time With Family

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 21 July 2025

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"To spend more time with his family?"

Yes, the climate is either getting too hot for Donald Trump, or he truly wishes to spend more time with his family. His resignation to spend more time with his family came as a total surprise to everyone, including his family.

Melania was reportedly shouting something in Slovenian that no one could translate. However, she must be elated, as bystanders claim they could hear her words coming from the White House all the way to Pennsylvania Avenue.

Trump issued a statement, through Fox News, insisting that his resignation had nothing to do with the fake poles, the boring, old Epstein case, the collapsing MAGA party, the international tariff rebellion that does not exist, the state of Texas turning blue after the flood, the phony birthday letter he never sent to Jeffrey Epstein, (though it was a sweetheart of a greeting and great art work) or the recent clammer by adult women making up negative stories about his hospitality when they were teenage contestants in his beauty pageants.

He added that other news organizations insist on printing the above sort of allegations as accurate, but are a perfect example of the corrupt Biden, Obama, crooked Hillary, crazy Pelosi, and Democrat fake news stories.

Finally, he wrote that he was confident in leaving a solid Trump United States Supreme Court that will continue to promote the Trump Make America Great Again agenda for many years to come. The Court will put American women back in the shoe box where they belong. Imagine, a skirt running for President of the United States? 

Women shouldn't even have the vote. My Trump Supreme Court will take care of that.

Now, for my Nobel Peace Prize.

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