Donald Trump seems to believe that the world is his supper market, and he can take anything out there, throw it into his shopping cart, and walk away. “And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab’s by the pussy. You can do anything…”
Bad news if he continues to try to grab Greenland by the pussy. Greenland could give him one big black eye. Maybe two. No damsel in distress. Greenland says they don’t need his chunky little fingers trying to grab its nation for its mineral resources.
Greenland is an island continent owned by and part of the Kingdom of Denmark, similar to Hawaii, which is also an island but owned by and part of the United States. One difference between Greenland and Hawaii is that Greenland has an independent government, while Hawaii is part of the United States.
Trump also tried to grab Canada by the pussy, but the people upstairs rolled up their carpets and rugs and performed flamenco dances twenty-four-seven. Canceling that $85 billion US fighter jet contract with the US was a headache of a heel-and-toe collision on hardwood floors.
The people downstairs are also making noise. They use broomsticks and mop handles, banging on ceilings to voice their complaints. Mexico’s President Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo isn’t allowing any Trump’s pussy grabbing. She’s on a plane headed back to D.C. whenever Trump squeaks, and he’s quickly un-squeaked.
Canada and Mexico are making a panini sandwich out of Donald Trump. Greenland, bring the kippers.
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