HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa has just informed her readers that Britney Spears, who sings, dances, writes songs, and appears in tampon commercials has just been named
America's "2025 Miss Upskirt Queen."
Spears, who is 43, but who has a body that a 23-year-old woman would be proud of told Miss Tulsa, that she is as happy as a woodpecker in a baseball bat factory to receive this coveted honor.
The blonde-tressed southern belle songstress had a huge hit with her song, "Oops!...I Did It Again," noted that she will place the 3-foot tall trophy on an end table next to her bed.
Britney, who is a huge fan of the Dallas Cowboys, stated that she has just recorded a follow-up to her big hit "Oops!...I Did It Again," titled, "Oops!...Y'all I Almost Did It Again."
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