Just in case Donald Trump were to go after any Spoof writers who were sort of critical but accurate of Donald Trump's criminal acts and provocative behavior, President Joseph Biden has given a king-size blanket pardon to all writers on The Spoof staff.
Planning to seek revenge and go after night show entertainer Jimmy Kimmel, who daily bashes Donald Trump's self-destructive and juvenile behavior, Trump vows that on day one, he will have his watchdog cabinet-appointed Attorney General Pam Bondi ready to spring into action and go after Kimmel.
So, could Trump be far behind in getting even with the writers on The Spoof staff who were also critical of his actions?
"They are eating the cats and dogs," Trump said, and he lied about innocent Haitians. So why wouldn't Trump lie and go after Spoof writers?
So President Joe Biden jumped into action.
"No way!" said Joe. "We believe in the freedom of the press, and in a just-in-case measure, I also pardon all writers who contribute articles to The Spoof that may have been incorrectly read. As my old aunt, Sister Annie O'Ryan, used to say, "F——k those g—— d——— cowards. Freedom of the press will send those s——s of b—————s straight down to hell in a handbasket."
So, President Biden pardoned all of The Spoof writers.
Editor's note: What about the Editor who always tried to rein in Trump's critics?
Reply: Sorry. Editors are on their own.
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