The convicted rapist with 34 felony counts against him and who absconded with truckloads of Top Secret government documents has nominated an accused child trafficker as Attorney General of the United States.
This is like the fox picking his cousin fox to guard the chicken coop! Take a deep breath. It gets worse.
Then, on the other side of the world, Putin is shouting foul play after invading Ukraine because Ukraine is fighting back, twisting Putin's nose like a corkscrew for his invasion. Not fair, says Putin, while hiding behind the drapes.
Mother Nature is having heartburn. She is pissed.
Meteorologists have noted the rainfall, earthquakes, tornadoes, mudslides, avalanches, volcano eruptions, whales beaching worldwide, a rain "bomb cyclone" headed toward sunny California, and other earthly calamities. Still, they haven't voiced a reason for the chaos.
Meteorologists fail to connect the calamities on earth with the topsy-turvy world Donald Trump has been trying to create since losing his failed television program.
It isn't because Trump is evil. He was never a good student. He's misinformed, screwed up, and trying to balance his checkbook. So up is down. Down is up. Good is bad. Bad is good. Hire's workers. Doesn't pay workers. Uses the military. Calls military suckers and losers. Takes a marriage vow. Commits adultery. Acknowledge a dictator. Sends dictator love letters. Takes an oath of office. Gives pals a 3% tax cut.
People are wringing their hands, saying, "Gosh, willy-nilly! What are we going to do? Mother Nature is pissed, and sofa-boy won't help."
Wear galoshes.
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