Where Is The Justice For Donald Trump?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 23 November 2024

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Where is Lady Justice?

Okay, why hasn’t Donald Trump been brought to justice, sentenced, and incarcerated for his crimes? Everyone has seen the boxes of stolen Top Secret government documents hidden in his bathroom, the bathtub, and next to the toilet. A stage at Mar-a-Lago also had boxes of documents, possibly more of which were in other closets and basements. 

The crimes were indeed committed. Trump was found guilty. But no jail time? Is this justice? 

George Floyd tried to pass a bad check, and police killed him in front of the same store he tried to cash the bad check. 

No one encourages that kind of “criminal justice,”  but Donald Trump is walking around free as a bee, dancing on stage (and a one and a two), getting to run for president of the United States, winning (under a dubious vote count) starts dictating punishments on immigrants, selects incompetents or accused criminals to his cabinet, promises to do away with safety net social programs instituted by the US government years before he was born. 

So, folks, where is Lady Justice?   

Yes, Attorney General Garland was asleep at the wheel, but why didn’t President Biden replace him? Was it because Trump once was the president of the United States, and Biden wanted to play nice

Trump lied about paying his tax bills. Anyone else would be sitting in jail. Trump was found guilty of raping E. Jean Carroll. Has she been paid the 86 million dollar judgment against Trump? What about the insurrection he attempted? Will Trump have his Supreme Court overturn his crimes and judgments? 

The saying goes: Steal a loaf of bread and go to jail. Steal a million dollars, and you can become president. 

George Floyd was trying to buy a pack of cigarettes. 

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