In a sudden twist, Donald Trump decided to quit his transition and the US presidency, claiming he was no longer interested in the White House or the office and wanted to spend more time with his family.
With Trump's abrupt exit, J.D. Vance was thrust into a dull spotlight, taking over the transition as the new president-elect. His initial reaction? 'Like, Wow! Good stuff for a sequel to Hillbilly. Make it Hillbilly White House!'
Afterward, Donald Trump ducked, missing the floor lamp Melania threw at him after telling her of his announcement. "You mean you are going to be home all day, every day, for the next four years?" she exclaimed in disbelief.
The lamp flew after he said, "Yes."
With hands playing his invisible concertina, Trump explained that the jig was up. Kamala and her fanatic woke people were recounting every vote in some gymnasium. They'll discover that Google computers were infiltrated by Putin's computers. Elon had his fingers on X and Starlink, and some guy in Nebraska was trying to send an email to his astrologer in Indonesia. The guy in Nebraska pressed save instead of send and blame it maybe on A.I., but everything's going to take a nose dive like an Olympic platform dive in reverse, with a somersault pike, double flip, jack-knife, straight into cement a few days from now. The whole election jigsaw puzzle will be uncovered, with intentionally switched votes, accidentally switched votes, and he'd just as soon get out before the hair hits the fan.
"Four more years?"
"I'll be home, honey."
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